so chris just stuck his hand between rachel's legs and yelled 'TROUT!' and we were like...you're wasted
its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
Why do the people I hook up with still exist after we're done?
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
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