her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
You kept shouting "Relax and take notes" every time before you would hit the blunt
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
Do you relize what downtown will be like this week? Like open season. But instead of deer its hot baseball players from all over the country that we'll never have to see again. I swear the college world series is a gift from god.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Texas State Troopers call you ma'am even when they arrest you for public nudity and after you've puked on their cruiser. Country boys raised right.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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