He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
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You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
THAT'S NOT NICE
NEITHER WAS PROMISING NOT TO TAKE MY SISTER'S VIRGINITY, THEN PROMPTLY DOING SO
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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