You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
i just google searched 'can you pop your ovary'
There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
She forced me to throw up so it would "rejuvenate" me. It worked and then we took six more shots and did a keg stand. You know what I call that? Friendship.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
I just had sex on a roof
I need my daily rules like rule one don't put your dick in the vacuum cleaner
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
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