dude, you cant keep using "she roofied me" as an excuse to bang all these fat chicks
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
when you tell me you got me a birthday present, I have to assume it will show up in a drug test.
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
this cock blocking thing really has to end bro...its one thing to tell jen i live with my mom.. its another to cut the brakes on my car..
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
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