so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
Stop trying to talk to my friends!!
then get some ugly ones...
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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