North Korea, Best Korea!
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
No it's ok I've been talking to the girl at the Chinese restaurant about your dick for the last 20 minutes. I haven't mentioned your name but she thinks she knows you.
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
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