if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize