we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
the dj asked me quote "are you sure you're sober enough to do this?" And I grabbed the mic from him and said "ill fucking show you sober- HIT IT". I also dropped the mic at the end so he had to come around and pick it up
Shania Twain would have been proud
It has moved into the cliche "thin line between love and hate" real quick. With her. Not Taco Bell.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
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