Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
That girl that gave me a blowjob, I think I fired her last year.
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
I don't have any bail money, if that's where this conversation is going
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
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