So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You take a step back sometimes and are like "when was the last time I was sober?" or "wow I need to stop putting everything in my vagina"
Is this an intervention?
At the ER, will you come pick me up... Had an allergic reaction, wanted to see if I could eat a peanut without dying... Do you how bad this is evolutionary, I would have died back in the days of survival of the fitest by now
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
