he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
I think I would be able to remember how to smoke but I can't seem to remember how to breathe.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
We really shouldn't need this many nicknames for the women you've had sex with.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
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