I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
Guy next to me is looking up how to press his own ecstasy pills. I'm going to befriend him and see where this goes
He somehow managed to bang-mail me last night. I woke up this morning to a voicemail from 1:54 a.m. of moaning and screaming. I now know how talented he is and how annoying I am to have sex with.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
I'll never get why we had to sing the entire full house theme to the cab driver.... never drinking rum again.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
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