he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Anne I just took two ambiens. I think my body is melting into my blow up bed. Like a stick of butter just slowly melting. And I'm alright. Don't be afraid. I'll be alright.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
You sent me a picture of curly fries with no explanation attached. This is the first time you've texted me in 2 months.
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
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