What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Do you think there is vodka in heaven?
you let me eat a milky way from your vagina. G is not lettin you hang out for eternity
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
we were making out and he got up to change his pants. I wonder what would happen if i took my shirt off.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
i was super drunk. to the point where i was putting shredded cheese on a fork, putting hot sauce on it then dipping it in salsa. it was awesome.
onest when I told you I'm a paramedic but I'm also a stripper.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
When we were done he got down next to the bed and I thought he was Tebowing. He was hitting a bong that he had already loaded and hidden under the bed.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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