What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Give me the approximate price and I'll give you the equivalence in blowjobs.
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just used my boobs as a ramp to guide ramen into my mouth.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
His exact words were "Can I meet your vagina?" I kept wondering if he was going to try to shake hands with it...
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
I cuddled with a man named Pickles
Do you remember me asking for jerk off videos from Tinder guy?
Nah I don't remember that being part of the criteria
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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