Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
he looks like a really good dad on facebook
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
She showed me her tits and my first thought was "I want these to feed my future children." I'm scared.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
Statistics show that guys with slightly higher IQ scores and overly-trimmed eyebrows have micro penises. It's science.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
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