Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
We ended up getting arrested after we flagged down the cops for a ride home with open beers in our hands... turns out the "nobody told me" excuse doesn't cut it anymore
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
look in the field by the highway and see if there is a high heel there. Or some Taco Bell bags.
eating on the run again ?
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
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