I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
You're the host. Of course you wear the diaper. It's like wearing the pants.
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
Dude, she sent me a nude of her posing in the mirror and her dad was in the reflection
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
DID YOU DO SOMETHING WITH THE DEAD ROACH IN THE KITCHEN? OR DID IT LAZARUS?
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
I think I should've done my makeup before I took the acid. Because now I just feel silly looking at myself in the mirror
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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