that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
we need to stop having unprotected sex.
ya i know. we're like the secret life of the american whores.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
He sent a pic, I sent one back. Then nothing. It's like we sext-messaged goodbye and ended the relationship.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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