Dude i just saw JT leaving the hospital. He drove there to get fluids because he was too drunk, so they hooked him up to an IV so he didn't get alcohol poisoning. Did I mention he drove there? Oh yea and our roommates in the hospital with alcohol poisoning, she just puked up coal. So many ppl are here, it's like a hospital party, I love spring quarter!
The good thing about walking home in a dress on sunday morning is that people mistake my walk of shame as a walk to God.
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
You took shots of captn out of a empty percocet bottle, i just saw you fall threw the floor of rock bottom.
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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