I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
dude, when you're random girl from last night came down the stairs this morning she fell all the way down. I laughed. She just walked out. I hope shes ok. Tell her I give her a 10 for that landing though.
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Why is my drynk life bleeding into my real life
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
This is the perfect outfit to do ketamine in, I must say
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Randomize
