I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she told me i should dip my dick in chocolate and then let her blow me since it was her 2 favorite things. weird or my new valentine for this year?
well the hot one passed out so thats that, but then the fat one made chicken nuggets....totally worth it
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think a kid would responsible me up
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
Sex in the backyard? Check.
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