idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
i can't believe i had my finger in that
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
So how do I tell him I've been sleeping with his wife too?
Randomize