found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
Are you being sarcastic? I can't tell this time because you're in the hospital.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I just ate the lyft drivers bacon cheeseburger. Well fuck me this night escalated quickly.
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
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