yea ive hooked up with like half those guys
and i've hooked up with the other half...when our powers combine, we are captain slutbag
you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
If we have to be apart I understand. Being separated is probably best for our relationship now. I look forward to our booty calls.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
Girl I love you like I've been drinking all day
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I woke up on the green space outside our dorm cradling a watermelon and sucking my thumb. College is crazy man.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
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