She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
But besides the pee thing, he sounds like a nice guy.
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
I want to reach into my vagina and rip out my uterus with my bare hands. Understand how much it hurts now?
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
You rinsed the beer pong ball off in my White Russian
I just masterbated to the Lets Get Ready To Rumble theme
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
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