Already got asked if we're dating
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Oh god I think I promised some guy from high school that I'd be his fuck buddy in like 3 months
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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