I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
If i'm not hungover, near death, and wondering what i did the night before on Monday, life is not worth living.
Im still in bed and cant move and i only had Two beers and a shot last night... how did I make it in college?
God gave us a 4 year grace period.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
In hindsight, maybe rearranging his living room because he has OCD while he was out wasnt the greatest idea. Though it'll keep him busy for HOURS
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