When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
I had to call maintenance to come unclog the toilet.
Something to remember me by.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
Next time we smoke don't let me talk. I just said something and it sounded like I was speaking in hashtag.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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