i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I put on slutty clothes under my normal clothes, im like fucking super slutwoman
Best superhero ever to exist
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
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