have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
He was drunk at Denny's at 5 am saying how Dear John was the worst movie he has ever seen... eyes filled with tears.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
Last thing I remember was wondering why there was a mirror on the wall behind the urinal and then realizing I was pissing in the sink.
I just found out my college boyfriend's nickname is actually a Dutch word for little cucumber.....it all makes sense now.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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