Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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