What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
They ran out of vodka so we started doing Body Doritos.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I feel like I'm eight miles away and my brain is just now getting here. You got a lot of fucking catching up to do.
Like, you've got the smoothest dick in the west. Do you moisturize?
Yes I do
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
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