I hate this i feel like im wasting my youth here. I should be off hooking up with boys around the world and having awkward next morning convos in different languages!!
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
I don't want her to kill herself before she gets over me, getting mentioned in a suicide note isn't very fly.
but it's kind of a high honor.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Omg I just met another drunk guy that is teaching me karate
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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