i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
halloween is the only time that anne boleyn, the joker, a cowgirl, and a mexican man complete with sombrero and poncho can all hit the same blunt
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
there is a money trail leading from my bathroom to my living room.. the trail ends with a half eaten bag of chips with a note that says "magical chipz".. who am i?
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
I got laxative. And a toothbrush. Because who wants to buy just laxative on a Friday night?
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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