Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Farmville is her only friend.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
This Asian instant coffee I found in ur kitchen is like crack. Who knew I could feel my heart beating in my asshole after one cup of this happiness.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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