He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
he asked if he could put his cape on while he was still inside me.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
I think I'm going to wait until after Halloween to call off the wedding. No need to ruin my favorite holiday.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
I don't like kids.
You were literally holding a baby 5 minutes ago
I like them before they learn to speak and after they learn to think.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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