my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
My goal is to go an entire semester without cocaine. That's an adult goal right?
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You kept ranting how Captain Planet is getting shortchanged in the superhero department. Other than that you kept it together
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize
