Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
His reasoning for leaving the keys in the ignition of my car overnight with the top down in an open parking lot ? Too eager to have sex. The sex was not that good for him to do this twice....
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
The closest I'll come to committing is leaving sex toys at their house
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
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