kristin has been a bad kristin
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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