Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I just ate a bag of doritos while taking a shower. I can now officially do anything
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
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