Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
You do realize that you're sleeping with a man who is part of a gay harem, right?
that wasn't rum that I poured down your throat while you were sleeping
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
you know you have a brother who cares when he hands you a piece of pizza before you pass out from too many bong hits
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
I'm recovering from the blowjob...She's doing her taxes...
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