Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
oh my god i'm in a crawl space
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
Oh yeah, found out i got it from my boyfriend's wife. Thanks though.
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
We knew we were dealing with a pro when some random guy at the bar thew you over his shoulder and you still didn't spill your drink
Strangely enough, that's not the first time that's happened
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
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