Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
so they are in my phone as twin 1 and twin 2. but i forget which is which. did i put them in order of who I hooked up with first, or who is sexier? cause i'm not trying to text the one with the girlfriend
1st off, theyre identical. 2ndly, have i ever told you that youre a huge slut? hope that helps
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
Also.. The Hobbit does not look like a cartoon. We were just too fucking high.
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
CAN I WEAR ASSLESS CHAPS TO SUNDAY BRUNCH OF JUDGEMENT????
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
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