Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
I hate cats. They're so curious, it's not their damn business.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Did you just buzz the apartment and throw shit at the window? Josh and rob came into my room and woke me up
Fuck you Ian. U owe me $3.65 cuz thasts what I thfrew at ur window trying to wake ur ass up. And fuck u for not giving a shit
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
you really cant fit homeless dj into your budget? doubles as charity
sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
So I saw her today...and it was weird...she is just like not pregnant anymore.
Dude...how high are you? of course she isnt pregnant anymore...thats what happens when you give birth
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
I’m going to cut back. New Year, New Me
I would never wish less dick on anyone but do what you gotta do
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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