Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Plan A DEFINITELY worked... Go with me to get Plan B??
If you don't answer the phone then I will be forced to leave you a wonderful voicemail of me throwing up
hey, i'm all for honesty but let's not get carried away
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
They thought we spoke German and French even though we just kept repeating "I give to you a cat" and "Are you drunk?"
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Nope. Flying out tonight. Staying with my great aunt who is an ex nun turned hostel owner. Best and likely most dangerous St. Patty's Day to commence in 10 hours. IRELAND!
Be safe. And I hate you.
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
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