I still think their baby is ugly. I also still think it's yours.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
I feel like I had a lobotomy last night. I blacked out. Did we try to stick my Penis in a beer bottle?
Did they have a limo or was i just stoned?
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
we had a "who's sex playlist is better?" fight.....
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I'm gonna have to get a lube sherpa.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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