So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
I'm taking stock of m life as of right now and my Friday night plans are to drink a 30 rack by myself so I can have a tv stand when it is finished
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
and everyone will high five me and girls will approach me offering blowjobs
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
So apparently I’m into choking now
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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