whats the name of the jew you used to have sex with that lives on evergreen?
be more specific...?
Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
Today is a spill-drugs-all-over-myself kind of day.
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
I just sold Adderall to a priest, im not quite sure how I feel about this situation
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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