If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
You were naked with a chalice of Skittles vodka, singing along to Les Miserables.
Just wanted to say, I appreciate your bravery in having read receipts
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
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