Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
What a fucking waste of an outfit
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
I let a drunk, gay man in a dragon costume motor-boat me. With his dragon head.
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
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