summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I am officially superior to you. I said "Go Go Gadget Dick" before I fucked her. I dare you to beat that.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Watching her eat just hurts me
I found my hair extensions. They were in my hamper.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
even my drug dealer wished me a happy birthday before my mother did.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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