Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Youll never guess who has to go to fucking planned parenthood because trojan cant make a fucking condom
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
On the plus side, I got cel phone video of a major fox news host doing coke.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
of fours songebofy did dknt stop believing
how legible are my texts
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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