woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
Yeah man, you were grinding with his wife, I wouldn't be worried about it
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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