To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
turns out the guy i was dating because he was a cop was not actually a cop. i learned this as he got arrested by real cops.
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I remember seeing LSAT prep books and thinking "Whose room is this? I should be hooking up with them instead."
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
last nights episode of shot friends brought to you by polish vodka and flamingo baseball. pickles cure hangovers.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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