He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
its not stalking. its research.
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
How long is a courtesy make out supposed to last??
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
YAS. BRING CRAB.
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
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