Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
i wish mother nature was an actual person cause i'd bitch slap her for sure
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
There is a woman in the stall next to me giving a pep talk to her daughter that wants to call off her wedding. I'm afraid to pee!
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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