Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm glad your nude photos turned out "classy" but you cannot hang them in the living room.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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